According to an article in the San Francisco Chronicle, there is a new emerging trend in the sex-toy market. The new market hot-property is sex furniture; now by this I don’t mean a chair made entirely out of dildos, inflatable boobs with vibrating vagina armrests. That’s just plain weird!

So many of you many of you may be thinking that you don’t need such furniture; you have been having sex (mostly successfully) for years and without the need for any furniture (apart from a bed and that public toilet one drunken night many moons ago). Well sex furniture is a broad term that covers an entire range of things including such things as sex swings, inflatable chairs with bondage straps and portable exotic danger poles.

So if you feel like trying out something new here is just a selection of Funky Condom’s finest Sex Furniture.

Hot Pink Dance Pole Kit: A great portable dance pole you can pop up anywhere you feel like (well maybe not anywhere; I wouldn’t recommend putting it up in the bus station) and give your lover an eye popping treat as you spin and dance around it.

Cupids Couch Purple: This inflatable passion couch will totally transform your love life; manufactured from top quality cross woven PVC, it is ergonomically designed to enhance shared passion experiences. The couch consists of two air chambers for maximum support and the upper chamber can be quickly deflated allowing the partially deflated couch to be easily stored under your bed.

Super Sex Sling: This top quality swing allows you to get into the positions and places you’ve never been before. It offers extreme comfort and the ability for better penetration and G-Spot stimulation. Product DVD and instructional booklet included.