Xmas Lingerie

Xmas stockings and lingerie at Funky Condom

You’d better not shout, you’d better not cry, because Santa Claus is coming down the chimney tonight. Get yourself in a festive mood with our fun and sexy Xmas themed stockings and lingerie. The X is for X-rated. Cover up your baubles and decorate your foliage with Christmassy bras, thongs and stockings. It’ll be a present that you and your partner can’t wait until Christmas morning to unwrap. Or even play some Christmas sex games. There’s more than one way to stuff your stockings and with our Christmas lingerie at Funky Condom, you’ll wish it could be Christmas every day.

Xmas sex games

Just because Christmas only comes once a year doesn’t mean that you have to. At Funky Condom we’ve got loads of sex games to keep you occupied when Christmas comes around, because after all, everyone likes a good stuffing. And let’s face it, who really wants to play dull board games with the relatives? We’ve got sex games to play with cards, spin the bottle sex games, fetish sex games and much more. Or you could even adapt your existing board games into sex games, but not whilst the relatives are over obviously. They might not be nearly as impressed with your Xmas stockings and lingerie as your partner is.

Fa la la la la, la lube, lube, lube

Christmas is all about giving and receiving, and at Funky Condom we’ve got loads of fun and exciting products that’ll allow you to do just that. Check out our lube department for a huge range of different lube products, like massage lube, and even his and hers lube that reacts on contact to create pleasant sensations for both partners. If Christmas pudding isn’t your thing, then for dessert there’s flavored lube to get your tongue tingling, as well as other parts of your body. And even if you’re alone at Christmas, masturbation lube can make the time fly by.

Flavored condoms

It’s not just flavored lube either, we’ve got flavored condoms too. Flavored condoms come in all sorts of different flavours, with bubblegum flavored condoms, strawberry sundae flavored condoms, hot chocolate flavored condoms and more. Far nicer than minced pies.

Hang up your stockings at Funky Condom

Whether it’s Christmas lingerie, stockings, flavored condoms or lube for sex games, at Funky Condom we come bearing gifts that’ll make your Christmas the best ever. We offer free UK delivery on all items, and every order is shipped discreetly in plain packaging with no indication of its contents. So if you want to keep your Xmas sex games a secret until the big day, you can do exactly that. Hang up your stockings at Funky Condom, and you might just get what you really want this Christmas.

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